Episode 357 - Dick on Slippin' Mickeys

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2023

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Slipping Ralph a Mickey, Chris DMZ calls in, Crowder's divorce, Dennis Miller, anti-flat Earthers, finally becoming transabled, women calculating speed and time and space, leaving a man with brain cancer, woke anime conventions, a guy hates science, Ewoks, and ear cameras; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	What do you think about my new shades?
0:02.3	How many Ralpha males out of 10 would you give these shades?
0:05.0	There's got to be a 10.
0:06.3	You better damn right, you're ass.
0:08.3	There's got to be a 10.
0:09.3	Absolutely.
0:10.3	So pretty cool.
0:11.3	What are they?
0:12.3	Ray Bands?
0:13.3	Yeah.
0:14.3	These are like gay bands.
0:16.7	According to everyone who hates Ralph, yes, they are gay bands.
0:21.4	Oh, really?
0:22.4	Well, you don't have any of these Ralph glasses.
0:24.4	These are Ralph's glasses.
0:25.4	Yes.
0:26.4	He left it.
0:27.4	He left them in the studio.
0:28.4	I've only just found them.
0:29.8	I guess this was my payment for him for his day.
0:34.5	Well, he did.
0:35.5	Oh, no.
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