Episode 355 - Dick on Optional Poop
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 18 April 2023
⏱️ 136 minutes
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Summary
Gay Legos and gay beer, Mersh calls in, cemeteries, optional poop at the vet, the culture war, alcoholic AI, harrassing a man, taking kids away from parents, hanging drug dealers in San Francisco, and vaccine bounties; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | I'm having a great day actually. |
| 0:02.9 | I woke up today, my girlfriend goes, |
| 0:04.8 | so how are you feeling? |
| 0:05.6 | I said, great, great. |
| 0:07.2 | I don't know how. |
| 0:08.0 | Time went on last night. |
| 0:08.9 | Oh yeah. |
| 0:09.8 | You know what, they invented something. |
| 0:12.2 | I've met what will be the death of me. |
| 0:14.6 | Really? |
| 0:15.4 | They invented a game changer. |
| 0:17.1 | Really? |
| 0:18.0 | Oh, it's an end to all these hos. |
| 0:20.2 | Okay, all right. |
| 0:21.2 | Scented cocaine. |
| 0:23.0 | What the fuck? |
| 0:24.1 | They invented this. |
| 0:25.6 | Peach snobs, whatever you want said, there's no way. |
| 0:29.5 | Get it out of here. |
| 0:30.5 | Uninvent this. |
| 0:31.5 | Uninvent this. |
| 0:32.5 | This will be the end. |
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