Episode 354 - Dick on The Killing Joke
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 11 April 2023
⏱️ 133 minutes
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Gay beer, rollercoasters, a liberal in San Fransisco is stabbed, a gross OnlyFans, the government vs. AI, lying in college, the Dalai Lama tries to suck a tongue, fun with Title IX and more surprises in the Civil Rights Act, Dungeons & Miscegenated Dragons, a fat lady Indiana Jones, and Froggy Fresh calls in; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | you know, I'm just out of credit. You have no more credit. I gave it all away. That's |
| 0:07.3 | fine. I blew it all in my 20s and early 30s. Now I got none left. Nobody gets any credit. |
| 0:13.9 | Nobody gave me any. So I'm empty. What am I going to go around begging for some respect? |
| 0:19.5 | You know, I didn't know credit. Yeah. It's pretty, it's a pretty good danger field. |
| 0:28.5 | Pretty good. Pretty good. That's my wife said. That's a pretty good danger field. Oh, oh, hey. |
| 0:34.1 | Get it? Well, now it's yes. Yes. That's an actual joke he would have told. Yeah. |
| 0:40.6 | Oh, Rodney. Is he dead? He's dead. He died a long time ago, huh? Yeah. Probably God. |
| 0:47.0 | He didn't have to see what we've become 15 years. Same with Karlin. Thank God Karlin died. |
| 0:52.2 | And he didn't have to see what we become. He knew where it was going. He knew where it was going |
| 0:57.2 | long before we did. You think anyone could have predicted the gay, but you got out of drinking |
| 1:03.1 | just in time. You think so? Yeah. Cause now you could be drinking and you could be supporting |
| 1:08.5 | the grooming of children without even knowing it. Why? Because beers are all gay now. Okay. |
| 1:14.6 | Kid Rock is shoot conservatives are all shooting their beers because their beers are gay. Oh, |
| 1:19.7 | because of yeah. Yeah. They're all shooting the beers. They say, give me some, give me some |
| 1:25.8 | straight. This beer is queer. I mean, give me my manly beer so I can get back to drinking |
| 1:35.4 | and beating my kids, not advertising this LGBTQ agenda that harms kids. What's a manly |
| 1:42.2 | girl? Kids the old fashioned way by getting shit face, right? And popping them in the mouth, |
| 1:47.9 | right? Not bringing you bring me, get back in the kitchen and bring me a straight beer. |
| 1:52.3 | Pop. They're boycotting all beer. All beer. I thought it was just what it wasn't just |
| 1:59.0 | bud. Well, yeah, but lighter. When it turns out, the coars is also gay. Oh, it is out. |
| 2:05.7 | Sean, I mean, you're not, you're never going to believe this, but turns out the kids just |
| 2:11.0 | love gay shit. I don't know if this is news to everybody, but the kids, they just go |
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