Episode 353 - Dick on Mexican Inflation

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2023

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Gay beer, the skyrocketing price of Mexicans, affected by AI, more stupid ways to stop school shootings, Pokemon pronouns, more Gravy Seals, a pedo accusation, a furry survey, and meeting Gavin Mcinnes; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Start streaming on rumble, rumble, not YouTube, not YouTube, got another strike
0:09.2	garrino for showing that a pile of fat bodies, remember that picture?
0:17.2	Yeah.
0:18.2	That was a loot or suggestive sexual material that I showed.
0:23.0	I don't know anyone on Earth that would find that sexual or sexual.
0:28.2	Yeah, that's just like a pile of fat bodies that look like corpses, like bloaters from
0:33.4	last of us piled on top of each other with the nipples, all of the nipples censored
0:38.8	out because you can't tell which are men and which are women.
0:42.7	I was just going to say the dog is chewing on the sex doll fingers.
0:50.5	You can't tell which are the men and women.
0:52.0	So they went ahead and blurred out all the nipples, you know, God forbid so that we
0:56.2	get a glimpse of the nipples.
0:57.7	I know.
0:58.7	Well, yeah, that the only and no, no frontal nudity, like, right?
1:08.7	No, I mean, they're too fat, they can't be nude.
1:12.9	Their guns hang over their private parts.
1:15.5	Yeah, fat people cannot, fat people of a certain size cannot be nude in public, right?
1:21.9	You can't take a picture of their genitals.
1:24.1	There was nothing.
1:24.9	I can't believe you got a strike for that.
1:26.2	It's a fat sculpture at some, yeah, I got a strike for that, which means I have two,
1:29.7	which means I'm on a razor, which means I could lose it at any moment.
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