Episode 343 - Dick on Eliza Blue
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 23 January 2023
⏱️ 137 minutes
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Summary
Baked Alaska comes in studio to defend his honor, Brittany Venti calls in to talk about getting struck by Eliza Blue, millenials are not going conservative like they're supposed to, a guy has a fat girlfriend, gaslighting your wife, AR-15s, the WATP/TDS crossover live show, gay couples adopting, and everyone is sick; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | before. Let's just get right into the nitty gritty. Welcome back, Sean. Yeah, thanks. |
| 0:06.6 | I don't I'm not sure I'm glad to be back. Oh, why? What do you mean? What are you going |
| 0:11.5 | to bring up? How is your COVID? It's good. Did you taste things? I got it all back. |
| 0:22.0 | You got it all. You got all your tastes back and smell. Yeah. That's too bad. Yeah. |
| 0:26.6 | Can you smell the shit that I took right before you got here? No. Then you didn't get it |
| 0:30.8 | all back. Oh, really? That good, huh? Yeah. Where is? Let me try to find this. Of course, |
| 0:36.7 | it's fucked up. Why wouldn't it? Of course, it's fucked up. Why wouldn't it be fucked |
| 0:41.4 | up when I have to get some important information? Huh? I have to get important information |
| 0:45.7 | for this show and it's fucked up. God damn it. God damn it. You should have started drinking |
| 0:51.2 | earlier. I'm on a roll. I bet I fucking saved it in the fucking downloads folder. I'll |
| 0:56.5 | be right back. Thank God I didn't press the theme song. Are you really going to find |
| 1:01.4 | this? I'm going to find my document. Good God. Dicks living on borrowed time, ladies and |
| 1:09.0 | gentlemen. I'm going to find my documentation. I sound horrible. I need my correspondence. |
| 1:18.7 | Did you know Maddox's dad died? Yeah, he did. Do we talk about that? Somebody emailed |
| 1:27.8 | both of us, I think. He's free of the shame of his. Oh, boy. Oh, man, sweet release |
| 1:33.1 | of death. Oh, boy. Give me out. Give me the fuck out of here. Boy, did I fuck this |
| 1:37.8 | one up? He said, what? Maddox is dead. Okay, where did I save this shit? God damn it. |
| 1:47.1 | Yes. Okay. Let me just, there it is. Sean, don't tell people where I saved it. I don't |
| 1:57.9 | know where you saved it. Good, good, good. That's the attitude that I want you to keep. Let's |
| 2:02.4 | see here. Why am I even looking this up right now? I don't know. And I didn't, and I don't |
| 2:10.1 | even have it. Well, this is a bad start. Oh, here it is. Here it is. Okay, here's an actual |
| 2:18.9 | stats for you. Yeah, an actual stat. Well, let me else give, everybody used to get more |
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