Episode 344 - Dick on Mr. Ice Princess
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 31 January 2023
⏱️ 133 minutes
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Summary
A Job Lynch Mob takes Justin Roiland down, Sean name drops, an ice man princess falls on television, Nick Rekieta calls in to talk about an insane person who is suing him and Kyle Rittenhouse, the impending tech wars, my solution for the cope of agorism, more Jesus stuff, OxMad retires, and the WATP/TDS live show tickets are on sale; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:01.0 | Bad. |
| 0:02.0 | Whoa, mama. |
| 0:05.4 | Look at all these. |
| 0:06.8 | Can you hand me that bottle opener, please? |
| 0:08.9 | Right on your right, right there. |
| 0:10.4 | Thank you. |
| 0:11.7 | I'm notorious for just not seeing stuff. |
| 0:15.6 | Like right in front of my face, it's only getting worse. |
| 0:18.2 | Oh yeah. |
| 0:19.0 | Oh yeah. |
| 0:19.9 | I see everything, so I see nothing. |
| 0:22.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:23.1 | So if I didn't have a power, |
| 0:26.3 | if I didn't have a power, |
| 0:27.1 | I'd describe that phenomenon that you're experiencing. |
| 0:30.3 | If I didn't have a girlfriend, I'd starve to death. |
| 0:32.2 | Couldn't find anything in the fridge. |
| 0:35.3 | There's like something I don't want to eat, |
| 0:37.7 | but it'll block everything that I do. |
| 0:40.4 | All I have to eat is cheese and popcorn. |
| 0:42.4 | I don't know why that is. |
| 0:43.4 | And then my girlfriend comes home and it's like, |
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