Episode 342 - Dick on Ralphamania

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2023

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

Bariatric surgery for kids, Miss Universe is run by a "wemon", M&Ms are cigarettes for ladies, reparations, Maddox is retired by the game, a fat lady #MeToos all of Ralphamania, the medical consent of the government, "Died Suddenly, femcels, and a guy forfeits an argument; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Did you change the color settings at all on the cameras?
0:04.0	The lighting in here is nice.
0:05.3	I don't know, it could have been a power out.
0:07.4	That fixed it.
0:08.2	I like all the, we're a little more orange glow today.
0:11.9	You want to be orange?
0:12.7	I like being orange.
0:13.9	I don't like the, I like that kind of,
0:16.2	you don't like living like death?
0:17.4	No, no.
0:18.7	We should do like a black and white.
0:21.7	That would be probably good.
0:23.6	You know?
0:24.4	We did a nice, yeah, look at the clerks look.
0:27.0	I still gotta watch clerks three now.
0:29.4	Cause I looked up the things you said and they were all true.
0:31.9	No, they were all true.
0:32.8	What wasn't true out of what I said?
0:34.2	No, that's what, no, I'm saying they were true
0:36.0	and I was confused because of how stupid they were.
0:38.9	It's so bad.
0:39.7	It don't have his kid die as well.
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