Episode 341 - Dick on backed.by

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2023

⏱️ 159 minutes

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Summary

Our web3 Patreon alternative has launched at backed.by, join it today! It's bankless, decentralized, encrypted, immutable, I'm going to start running out of words that 99% of people know. It can't be censored. Ever. No matter what. Impossible. Join today at backed.by/TheDickShow! And also, a kindergartener shoots his teacher, my girlfriend drives too fast, loftipixels calls in and acts like a smart fancy person, I ruin an episode of The Biggest Problem, and I apologize for my comments on domestic violence; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	My fucking beer keyboard, you didn't do it again, did you?
0:10.0	I think so.
0:11.0	I know, actually.
0:12.0	Some of those were not your fault entirely.
0:17.0	Look, I got a lot of things to do here.
0:19.0	I know.
0:20.0	I'm doing the printouts.
0:21.0	I've got presents over here.
0:23.0	I've been doing audio engineering for the last three weeks.
0:26.0	I know.
0:27.0	I know you have.
0:28.0	You still got paid for a full month by the way.
0:32.0	Talk about...
0:33.0	Talk about the all time deal of ascension.
0:37.0	Sean, unlimited time off.
0:42.0	Well, you want to work for companies like that.
0:47.0	They're always taking away things from the employees.
0:49.0	I was going to make you employee of the month, but that's going to Rylee again.
0:53.0	It's going to Rylee again.
0:54.0	How was your cross-country trip of traveling the U.S. and setting COVID misinformation
1:00.8	correctly across diners, across the Southland?
1:04.4	I'll tell you what, excuse me, actually, sir, actually, studies have debunked what you're
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