Episode 34 – Dick on Credit Card Chips

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2017

⏱️ 132 minutes

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick. Dick.
0:14.0	Ready.
0:15.0	Yeah!
0:16.0	Yeah!
0:18.0	H!
0:20.0	H! H!
0:22.0	Welcome to Dick!
0:24.0	You need Dick, you want Dick, you love Dick, you got it, it's the only show where every single thing is a contest.
0:35.2	Every single thing that we do is a contest.
0:39.4	You're constantly being graded at everything and at any moment someone can swoop in and take it from you
0:47.2	Everything is a contest Sean everything every second of the day that you are resting,
0:54.0	someone is out there doing something that you do better than you.
0:58.0	Every moment of your life should be lived in absolute terror
1:02.0	because everything is your contest everything.
1:05.0	Now even you you could wake up tomorrow and somebody will have taken your whole life.
1:10.0	There'll be a better you than you and you'll show up at your own house saying,
1:14.0	hey, this is my house, this is my house, I own it, and the guy will say,
1:18.0	sorry, I just did everything you did, but a little bit better.
1:22.0	What does that make you? did but a little bit better.
1:23.0	What does that make you?
1:25.0	It makes you me.
1:26.0	It makes you know.
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