Episode 35 – Dick on Peach
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 31 January 2017
⏱️ 125 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Presenting Dick. |
| 0:03.0 | Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. |
| 0:07.0 | Dick is a Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. |
| 0:11.0 | Dick. Dick. Dick. |
| 0:13.0 | Ready. |
| 0:15.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:16.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:17.0 | Yeah! H! |
| 0:20.0 | Ah! |
| 0:22.0 | Welcome to Dick. You need Dick. You want Dick, you love Dick, you got it. It's the show where everything is a contest. |
| 0:32.0 | It's the show that comes to you from a mountain bunker, |
| 0:35.0 | from an indestructible bunker in the side of a mountain, |
| 0:39.0 | the side, we've bored into the earth to bring you hot hot comedy. We're mining into the earth to bring you hot, hot comedy. We're mining into the comedy |
| 0:46.2 | mines of LA. We're dipping into it. I've got a series of dwarves and monsters down here. for kind of got a bunch of children like |
| 0:54.9 | raiders of the like like the temple of doom. We're heading comedy veins. Yes I |
| 1:00.1 | like a nice gold or silver vein. The little boy runs up to me and he's like, |
| 1:05.0 | I found a big vein of comedy. |
| 1:07.0 | I'm like, you dig that fucking comedy out of there, |
| 1:10.0 | like Teddy Roosevelt, even though he didn't do that. |
| 1:12.0 | He never did that with what I'm describing. like Teddy Roosevelt even though he didn't do that. |
| 1:12.8 | He never did that. |
| 1:13.8 | What I'm describing is a fantasy, but the attitude of Teddy Roosevelt to tap into that |
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