Episode 33 – Dick on Shaved Ice
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 17 January 2017
⏱️ 141 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Presenting Dick. |
| 0:03.0 | Dick. Dick. |
| 0:05.0 | Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. |
| 0:08.0 | Dick. Dick. Dick. |
| 0:11.0 | Dick. Dick, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Welcome to Dick. You want Dick, you need Dick, you love Dick, you got it, it's the only show where everything is a contest. |
| 0:31.0 | It's the only show that comes to you from a mountainside bunker in Los Angeles, |
| 0:37.0 | completely impervious to any kind of nuclear holocaust. I am your host Dick Masterson. |
| 0:44.4 | With me as always as Sean the audio engineer. What's up Dick? Hey what's up |
| 0:48.1 | buddy? This, this is the only podcast where you can hear the every man reasonable man drop-ins of Sean |
| 0:58.0 | the audio engineer if you think you're gonna get the comedy stylings of |
| 1:02.0 | Sean the audio engineer on any other podcast now or ever. |
| 1:06.8 | I will bet you and you are not correct and I will bet you, I will bet you if you think |
| 1:12.0 | that is the case. I'm taking bets on that. Did you know that? |
| 1:14.5 | Somebody was I'm not I'm not up to the I'm not up to date on all the goings on of any |
| 1:19.1 | other shows that you may be on or might it used to be on. But somebody dropped in, somebody was running their mouth |
| 1:24.0 | and I was running my mouth back and they said, well, and I said, well, you want to bet? |
| 1:28.0 | Because they said, well, Sean's on hiatus from another show and I said, yeah, I'll bet you. |
| 1:32.1 | I'll bet you that, I'll bet you that he wants. So they said, |
| 1:35.4 | okay, I'll take that bet. So now there's an outstanding bet with a timeline like a, and this is what I'm'm this is what I've decided to do what are the stakes of the bet they have to read an apology |
| 1:47.2 | they have to read an apology yeah that you write that I'm right and if I and if and if I'm those are always good. |
| 1:53.2 | Yeah they have to call in and read an apology |
| 1:55.8 | apo because that's well you know what's five bucks 20 bucks who cares |
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