Episode 331 - Dick on Not Body Dysmorphia

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2022

⏱️ 131 minutes

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Summary

Winning a scam contest, all my exploding beers, Disney's first fat heroine, Aydin Paladin has some interesting studies on taxation and vindictive liberals, a golden erotic story, Paypal fights misinformation for no reason, Indignant Door Dashers who hold your foot hostage, and more problems with Pokemon; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Uh, I got stuck behind a fucking, somebody, some truck looks just like yours, Tony, fucking
0:08.0	you haul trailer.
0:09.0	Oh, you did?
0:10.0	Yeah.
0:11.0	Oh, come on.
0:12.0	Oh, totally unfair.
0:17.8	How does that fucking craft, Bruce?
0:20.5	You didn't drop that or anything.
0:22.0	No.
0:23.0	At least when you do this, they all fucking do it.
0:24.8	You don't open a bud light and like expect it to blow everywhere.
0:28.1	Why would that be?
0:29.1	Uh, because they cut corners, I don't know if they, they bottle it too early and it's
0:34.5	a slightly different than the giant in-bev companies.
0:37.8	So the beer just, I opened it, well, sitting on the table, you saw, this was not my fault.
0:43.1	No, no, no, I was just going to say, I'll go on, Rhett, you spilled some stuff over
0:46.3	here.
0:47.3	That one, you were the victim.
0:48.3	Yeah.
0:49.3	So I just popped the top and it exploded like a 13 year old boy.
0:52.6	Now from what I know about, about beer, there's, you know, there's different types of
0:56.8	fermentation.
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