Episode 332 - Dick on Scammed Again
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 8 November 2022
⏱️ 113 minutes
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Summary
The end of Daylight Savings hoax, Big Tech teams up with the government, Dilbert threatens to kill himself, stopping Elliott Rodger before he explodes, wanting to be fat, banned from Twitter again, plus-size water bottles, and harrassment propaganda in the military; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | I'm printing on my vaccine card stock. |
| 0:09.0 | Oh, really? |
| 0:10.0 | Yeah, you're really on a paper. |
| 0:12.0 | I'm on a paper. |
| 0:13.0 | Jesus. |
| 0:14.0 | Or what did I call it? |
| 0:19.0 | Going, going, going. |
| 0:22.0 | Your connection is excellent. |
| 0:24.0 | Yes! |
| 0:25.0 | Finally, some things are working in my favor. |
| 0:27.0 | Is it working good? |
| 0:29.0 | Finally. |
| 0:30.0 | Finally, things are going my way. |
| 0:32.0 | Just catch a break. |
| 0:33.0 | I have my Nicholas Cage fan club cards on every one of these, |
| 0:37.0 | because it's the thick stuff. |
| 0:39.0 | Oh, right, right. |
| 0:40.0 | You know? |
| 0:41.0 | You know, stock means something in a card. |
| 0:44.0 | Right. |
| 0:45.0 | Whatever it does. |
| 0:46.0 | If you want to look like you've got to do an official medical |
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