Episode 330 - Dick on The Delorean

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2022

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Summary

Pani beats the Wage Gap, I build an Atomic Bomb, Karl messes up his audio, Chris the Kiwi seduces a prostitute, saving your Star Wars virginity for your husband, and I beat my nephew at Pokemon; all that and more this week on the Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Oh, my fucking Christ, dude.
0:03.7	What a disaster.
0:05.0	Yeah, that was weird.
0:07.8	As long as the only thing that goes wrong in my life is this show, that's what I prefer.
0:13.8	Yeah, I mean, I think anybody would.
0:17.4	Oh, my God.
0:19.4	Pony's curse.
0:21.4	She's cursed us.
0:22.4	She's gonna be here any minute, too.
0:24.4	Is that right?
0:25.4	And I fucked around and I found out.
0:29.5	New meeting, yeah, yeah, creating a new meeting right now.
0:35.8	I was just talking about how relieved I was this week about how we got to fuck around with
0:40.3	all the audio settings and all this shit.
0:43.2	You were just saying that?
0:44.2	Yeah, do you remember that?
0:45.2	Was it with you?
0:46.2	No, it was probably with the on biggest problem.
0:48.5	Oh, I would guess.
0:50.0	And now I just forgot what I have to reset with a beer, even though I swore off.
0:55.8	I said no more liquor.
0:58.2	Really?
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