Episode 32 – Dick on Accidental Pornography
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 10 January 2017
⏱️ 110 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Presenting Dick. Dick. |
| 0:14.0 | Ready. |
| 0:15.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:18.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:19.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:21.0 | Welcome to Dick! You need Dick, you love Dick, you want more Dick all day, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, it's Dick in your ear. |
| 0:31.0 | May extend the dick. |
| 0:33.0 | Nobody wants that much dick. |
| 0:35.0 | You got it. |
| 0:36.0 | It's the only podcast where everything is a contest. |
| 0:40.0 | I'm your host Dick Masterson. |
| 0:41.0 | With me as always is Sean, audio engineer. Yeah, yeah, I'm your host Dick Masterson with me as always is Sean audio engineer yeah yeah I'm doing stuff yeah what's up buddy are yeah hey what can I do this is what I need I realized in my life now I need a I need like a nuclear powered pager that work that is also an alarm clock that I can give to everybody in my life that I depend on so that they do not |
| 1:07.6 | always suffer, always suffer unfathomable, unpredictable catastrophes of the no alarm clock variety and they show |
| 1:17.8 | up 45 minutes late to taping, surprise that there is a new computer and audio equipment that I've been telling them about. |
| 1:26.0 | That's what I want. That's my biggest solution in the universe. |
| 1:31.0 | Is a nuclear pager that is just on you at all like a doctor. |
| 1:35.8 | Do you know if you were a doctor you would have killed people today Sean showing up as late as you did? |
| 1:40.5 | All doctors kill people. |
| 1:41.6 | No really. they always have somebody who they think |
| 1:46.1 | that you know if they had done something different than... Yes but that is when they're |
| 1:49.5 | working at their best. That is not because they didn't show up for work. Hey, all doctors kill somebody. |
| 1:55.4 | All doctors make mistakes. I just didn't show up to give them the Heimlich maneuver. |
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