Episode 31 – Dick on Dreams

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Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2017

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Download the MP3 I get kicked out of a bar with Rocket Man, Sean watches golf, we plan a World War II re-enactment, Oktoberfest, Asterios makes a staggering bet regarding his ex-wife, Peach Saliva calls in to chew someone out, a bouncer gets his penis touched, Lettuce Jones tells us why he’s going to jail, … Continue reading "Episode 31 – Dick on Dreams"

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick. Dick. Yeah!
0:20.0	Welcome to Dick! You want Dick! You need Dick, you love Dick. You got it, it's the only show where everything is a contest, not a podcast.
0:29.0	It's not a podcast. What is the other thing I'm your host Dick Masters and with me as always
0:35.7	Sean the audio engineer. What? Hey what's up body? I mean what?
0:39.6	This last episode I said it's the only show where everything is a podcast.
0:44.4	Yeah, I know you do.
0:45.4	And I sound like an asshole.
0:46.0	I thought that was intentional.
0:48.2	I sound...
0:49.2	So did somebody else on the chat room, they said that.
0:51.2	I know we did, you could have have I mean you got 30 you got 30
0:54.1	episodes of me saying everything is a contest you could have just fly flight it in
0:58.9	there man instead I look like a stupid jerk that doesn't know my own
1:03.0	I totally could have and I was like nah
1:06.0	I totally did you totally fucked me
1:09.0	I gotta get this out
1:11.0	ha everything this podcast touches turns into another podcast.
1:15.0	It's the minus touch.
1:18.0	Look, I understand.
1:19.0	You're a professional editor for Christ's sake.
1:21.0	You're Tom Kenny's best friend.
1:22.0	John, you should have a board of screw-ups to punch in for me.
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