Episode 319 - Dick on Swim Thicc

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2022

⏱️ 120 minutes

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The Swim Thicc event of a lifetime, a woman-only Tour de France has problems, more ways ordinary people are getting screwed, GTA 6, the "men who have sex with men" community, banks rooting against the people, segregated diners, Vouge, and Alex Stein 99 calls in to talk about big booty Latinas, Uvalde, and Vito; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Oh, is this, look at my, does my hairline, look at this?
0:06.0	You see how this side goes all the way up?
0:08.8	Yeah, it makes me look bolder than I am.
0:10.8	I'm not, no, I'm not this bald.
0:13.3	I think the back is just fine.
0:15.5	Yeah, the special last night got me all freaked out
0:17.6	about my hair.
0:18.8	Really what?
0:19.6	Split ends.
0:20.8	Oh, split ends?
0:21.6	I didn't have to wear with all to,
0:23.0	what does that have to do with balding though?
0:24.4	Cause it, what, now I'm just all in my head about it.
0:27.1	She said the split ends and my hair could go all the way up
0:29.2	to my scalp and even go inside my brain
0:31.9	if I don't get them taken care of immediately.
0:34.0	Jesus.
0:35.0	And I don't know.
0:36.0	Sounds like a, I think it says some kind of a haircut scam.
0:38.8	Yeah.
0:39.8	Yeah.
0:40.8	Recruiting for some kind of salon or something.
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