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The Dick Show

Episode 320 - Dick on Satirical Guns

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2022

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

Trump get raided by the feds, a Houston gun buy back gets taken advantage of, SuckBoyTony calls in about 3D printing ammo, Madcucks has issues with St. Louis, a mom makes passive aggressive comments about her husband, and fat women are tattooing flowers onto their folds; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Transcript

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Okay, let me see what I, oh, I got to talk about that, the water that you incident that

0:09.6

you just witnessed, stepstairs.

0:11.3

Oh, you really are just, you really, the latest breaking news, huh?

0:16.4

That's how you, you ever seen a woman give the water to the dog before?

0:20.9

I mean, I'm feeling it halfway full.

0:23.8

I don't, I mean, it seemed like there was a decent amount of water in it.

0:27.4

It didn't seem like there were a couple of laps, but you know what that is?

0:29.9

That is a Labrador Retriever and their tongue takes up some water, yeah, but here, let me,

0:34.5

let me give you the, let me give you the calculus, for me to stand in your way, give you the

0:40.4

woman decision pattern.

0:42.2

Okay.

0:43.2

And this is, you can apply to any, any decisions that a woman you're watching her make

0:47.2

or she's going to have to make.

0:48.8

It is, where is the sweet spot of it looks like I did the job, but the more I do means

0:55.9

somebody else could have just done it later, right?

0:58.8

Like, if I fill it, and if I fill this water for the dog up the entire way, halfway is

1:04.8

fine.

1:05.8

Okay.

1:06.8

Right?

1:07.8

Yeah.

1:08.8

And when it's done, somebody else, it's somebody else's problem, or I could go all the

1:11.4

way to the top and save that some, that other person, idiot, over in the room, from having

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