Episode 318 - Dick on Chub Rub
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 26 July 2022
⏱️ 121 minutes
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Summary
How to Stop Monkey Pox, my pirate bed, TV sex changes, dial 988 for suicide, running your A/C, sharing a stage with Dave Chappelle, the woman of the year, Abbott and Costello, conspiracy theories by ideology, plus sized travellers, Chub Rub, NYC vs. water guns, and pretending to be arrested; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | I sent Randy a message I met for 80s girl. |
| 0:03.9 | No. |
| 0:04.9 | This is bad. |
| 0:05.9 | We've all done that, but it's, it's, I can't believe he resides in in what is in the message. |
| 0:12.1 | No, no, it's too bad. |
| 0:14.3 | I got sent him a picture of the dog. |
| 0:16.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:17.7 | She was away. |
| 0:18.7 | She was out hiking with some of her friends. |
| 0:19.7 | I was really laying it on thick and so you're just giving him so much ammunition. |
| 0:24.8 | No. |
| 0:25.8 | No. |
| 0:26.8 | No. |
| 0:27.8 | No. |
| 0:28.8 | No. |
| 0:29.8 | It's good. |
| 0:30.8 | She was meeting me at the, he was meeting me at the, you rust again, like, oh God, please |
| 0:36.2 | God, you know, how Randy likes to follow rules when he's not, please God, tell me he doesn't |
| 0:42.2 | text and drive. |
| 0:43.9 | Right. |
| 0:44.9 | Please God. |
| 0:45.9 | Tell me he doesn't text and drive. |
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