Episode 317 - Dick on the Homophobic Telescope

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2022

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Nihilism in advertising, a homophobic telescope, swatting fallout, sexist hate starts with men, more fentanyl freakouts, the hand sanitizer cop, the FBI releases an app to prey on children, and how to leave your family; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	This sucks.
0:03.5	Yeah, Sherry's doing a bunch of fraud probably.
0:09.8	Wouldn't, wouldn't we all?
0:11.4	Well, here's what I, I'm dad's in politics.
0:13.4	Yeah, I'm doing a little fraud, fuck it.
0:15.1	Everybody's doing it.
0:16.3	Gotta stay, it's family business, the crime business.
0:18.2	Family business.
0:19.6	You know, I mean, that's not really a joke, unfortunately.
0:23.6	There are two things that I think,
0:25.6	there are two things to me that you can say are,
0:29.8	you know, inherently corrupt,
0:32.2	that it's built into the system.
0:33.9	Yeah.
0:35.5	The system is one of them.
0:37.0	Yes.
0:37.9	Well, politics and boxing.
0:40.0	I don't think you need to really go any further.
0:43.6	It's like, yeah, they never have predicted boxing.
0:46.4	It would be the follow up to that.
0:48.2	Because it is built into the system.
0:51.2	What about the Tonys?
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