Episode 316 - Dick on Getting Swatted

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2022

⏱️ 175 minutes

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Summary

I get swatted for killing my wife, Brandon Herrera calls in to talk AKs, the Hunter Biden laptop leaks, Wisconsin declares their votes illegal, and teaching kids about hell; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Oh, Vita's calling me.
0:03.0	What could he possibly want?
0:04.7	He's calling you right now.
0:05.7	Yeah.
0:06.7	Answer it.
0:07.7	Okay.
0:08.7	Let me start streaming first.
0:10.6	Mm-hmm.
0:11.6	Hello?
0:12.6	Do they cuff you?
0:14.7	Do they cuff me?
0:16.6	Yeah.
0:17.6	These dirty pigs had their way with me.
0:19.9	Really?
0:20.9	Did they make you come out?
0:23.1	I'm streaming.
0:24.1	I'm streaming now.
0:25.1	Yeah.
0:26.1	The cops made me come.
0:27.1	Is that what you asked?
0:28.1	Yeah, the cops caught like jerk you off.
0:30.8	Yeah, they frisked me and I said deeper, deeper, deeper.
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