Episode 315 - Dick on New Racism

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2022

⏱️ 113 minutes

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The Biggest Problem in the Universe trademark, the shadowless Charizard, weddings without an open bar, women going on a shopping strike, masterclasses and you, emo Tik Tok nurses, imaginary Black rapists, trans skateboarders, the Silent generation, and advice on ovethinking; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	It's all with way too early.
0:02.8	Oh, here she is.
0:03.8	Hi.
0:04.8	How you doing, Maddie?
0:05.8	I like your Gumby.
0:06.8	Here is.
0:07.8	I think Norm MacDonald had the best dog walk joke of all time.
0:11.6	The gay one?
0:12.6	No, no, no.
0:13.6	The logic, the professor of logic.
0:14.9	Yeah.
0:15.9	No, that's a good one too, but he said, he said, people feel sorry for, you know, homeless
0:20.2	people.
0:21.2	He said, but, you know, I feel sorry for the, for the dog.
0:23.3	He said, the dog's got to be sitting there thinking, God, this is the longest walk ever.
0:28.4	That's fucking hilarious.
0:35.1	Is there any way I can give money directly to the dog?
0:37.5	I've heard that one from a stand-up at Chappelle guy going, man, I see those homeless guys.
0:43.2	It's good.
0:44.2	It's good.
0:45.2	Yeah, money directly to the dog.
0:46.2	Just see how he does with it.
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