Episode 314 - Dick on Madder Hoes
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 27 June 2022
⏱️ 134 minutes
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Summary
Mad Hoes with Dick Cramer, my Pokemon cards, chat support, the Homeless Help Desk, the Buzz Lightyear kiss, pregnant men refused service, Chris the Kiwi reads some insults, a real foot fetishist calls in, and Fat Watch saves a marriage; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | So now you would think, you would think that dressing a black man in a Donkey Kong costume |
| 0:11.0 | and having sex with him would be some sort of a, inviting some violation or some, I don't |
| 0:17.8 | know. |
| 0:18.8 | HIPAA violation. |
| 0:19.8 | I don't know how the law works. |
| 0:22.2 | What do you think this, what is this, huh? |
| 0:25.9 | This is a porn star, Belle, Belle Delphine, who vetoed, vape the bath water out. |
| 0:30.6 | She wasn't originally a porn star, right? |
| 0:32.4 | Now she is. |
| 0:33.4 | Now they're all kind of originally a porn star. |
| 0:35.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:36.5 | I mean, well, yeah. |
| 0:37.5 | All women are one, they're one bad, they're one bad review. |
| 0:41.6 | She looks different than she used to to me. |
| 0:44.4 | She looks all beat up with a cock. |
| 0:45.9 | Are you saying? |
| 0:46.9 | I don't know. |
| 0:47.9 | Well, maybe it's the smile. |
| 0:48.9 | I don't know. |
| 0:49.9 | Gone. |
| 0:50.9 | Hoping. |
| 0:51.9 | Oh, it looks like too much to miss him. |
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