Episode 313 - Dick on Internet Father's Day

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2022

⏱️ 135 minutes

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Internet Father's Day, my dog throws up in the car, red flag laws for food, murrlogic's new shoes, The Quartering talks about his lawsuit, his coffee, and his gay beans, various crypto Ponzi schemes, Internet Hate Machine talks about the GiveSendGo hacker, and another rap about fat women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show.

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0:00.0	How you been?
0:02.0	I'm streaming now.
0:03.0	Oh, yeah.
0:05.0	Not too bad.
0:06.0	You ever wake up on a day and you just, for just no reason whatsoever, you feel like
0:12.2	you could just fucking just bash somebody's face until it turns to jelly.
0:17.0	Yeah.
0:18.0	Yeah.
0:19.0	Why is that?
0:20.0	No, I don't know.
0:21.0	That's how you're feeling today?
0:23.0	Yeah.
0:24.0	Okay.
0:25.0	Usually, if I don't wake up feeling like that, I can rely on my phone to alert me of
0:30.2	something that will make me feel like that.
0:32.0	Yeah.
0:33.0	Well, that's almost immediately.
0:34.0	I think that's everybody or a lot of people.
0:36.0	Here's one.
0:37.0	Addicted to the outrage type thing.
0:39.0	Yeah.
0:40.0	It's part of, now it's like a, I see it and I'm annoyed that people are reacting to it.
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