Episode 312 - Dick on Sudden Adult Death Syndrome

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2022

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Women in white pants, hookers in Texas, wiping your butt with the wrong hand, heated streets for the homeless, greatful for shootings, Justin Bieber is paralyzed for absolutely no reason, the IRS is understaffed, and a funny song about fat women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	That doesn't look right, does it?
0:03.8	No, no, no, no.
0:04.8	Have we always just had you look in the wrong way?
0:07.0	No, definitely not, but the laptop was readable.
0:12.0	So this entire time, look, see, you're looking at me, right?
0:16.7	Yeah.
0:17.7	Now you're looking at me on the video.
0:19.8	Yeah.
0:20.8	And so this whole time we've gone, we've been backwards.
0:23.4	Wait, are you?
0:24.4	It's whole fucking time.
0:25.4	So you mean, now you're pointing correctly for the video.
0:29.7	Yeah, but it's wrong over there.
0:31.8	Well, that's lagged.
0:32.8	Well, no, no, we mean wrong over there.
0:34.6	That's correct.
0:35.4	This is what, let's see.
0:37.8	I can't, I can't believe this.
0:39.8	Is that true?
0:40.6	Happy eight years in podcasting, Sean.
0:43.6	We've been pointing the wrong fucking way for six years.
0:47.6	Maybe we have.
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