Episode 311 - Dick on Dragging Kids
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 7 June 2022
⏱️ 110 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Oh my God. The smell of that smoke on you's driving me crazy. Man. That's been the hardest |
| 0:09.1 | part. Have you not been smoking? No, because it's so bad for your healing. Well, don't |
| 0:14.8 | be a bitch. Just keep smoking. Don't be a bitch. Smoke more. Smoke more. Classic doctor |
| 0:20.5 | advice. Be a man. All right. Can you crank up your volume a little bit? Because Vito is |
| 0:25.2 | by far the loudest. Well, as always, maybe pop it down a little bit. You might need to |
| 0:30.5 | bring me down in the mix. The hardest part, but then the girl's going to come in and |
| 0:34.5 | you're going to want to pop it back up. Yeah. Vito's going to go up for that. This is |
| 0:37.9 | very complicated. That's why we need an engine. That's why you need to work. This is |
| 0:44.4 | carebearers compared to what I've been doing. Oh, really? This is carebearers. |
| 0:48.5 | Abbage patch right here. Yeah. Pull yourself up as high as you can go. That's my. That's |
| 0:55.9 | my. That's your last. That's your request. Cool. For you, I would check different. |
| 1:00.4 | Shut up. Vito. Yeah. But the hardest part is the no smoking because I want to drink. Yeah. |
| 1:08.6 | I want to enjoy my drinks with a nice little cigarette and look cool and feel cool. It's |
| 1:13.8 | only time you feel cool. It's only time you feel cool in life. Smoking. No matter how hot |
| 1:19.5 | the woman you're with is never will you will never feel good about yourself because they |
| 1:23.8 | will take that away from you. But it's cigarette. You smoke that thing. You have all the power. |
| 1:28.6 | Because you have a prop and the prop involves fire. It would be the same as if you were just |
| 1:33.8 | holding a torch and a bar. You know, you go, well, that guy clearly has all the power |
| 1:37.5 | in the room. Yeah. He's got a fire. Yeah. Exactly. This episode is brought to you by |
| 1:42.6 | Philip Morris. God, I wish you wish that smoke. Oh, my God. Can you imagine if there |
| 1:48.0 | were a lot to advertise? We would be we would never have to talk about Star Wars or any |
| 1:52.0 | of this shit again. If we were to talk about cigarettes, just taste of Nick. Imagine that |
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