Episode 310 - Dick on Bad Guys

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2022

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Summary

How bad guys used to be, blaming me for everything, killing children in Star Wars, disclaimers, clips from the WEF, tracking your individual carbon footprints, and a new way to lie to women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	I swear, they're just, I swear they're doing it to fuck with us.
0:03.6	Oh, yeah.
0:04.6	They're like, let's put up two different Mexicans and see if they notice.
0:09.9	And guess what?
0:10.9	They will, but they'll look crazier in doing so.
0:15.4	The trans, so the trans, all the trans stuff about the shooter turned out not to be true.
0:20.3	I guess.
0:21.3	Right.
0:22.3	Yeah.
0:23.3	You know, the right was like, yes, be trans, like they were just fucked.
0:29.9	Big money, big money.
0:30.9	Ted Cruz was literally there just edging himself, like, come on, be trans.
0:34.6	Please be trans.
0:35.6	At least you're furry.
0:36.6	Please be trans.
0:37.6	Come on.
0:38.6	No way.
0:39.6	No way.
0:40.6	You can be pre-op.
0:41.6	I don't care.
0:42.6	You could still have a dick.
0:44.4	Just somebody finds something where he said he was a lady.
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