Episode 307 - Super Fit Models

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2022

⏱️ 140 minutes

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Summary

Pro-choice, pro-life, and pro-asteroid, Seanies are sold out, hell gets an update, "Heckling is not cool", the sex strike, super fit models, bad beers taking over the fridge, central Africa vs. the IMF, and Pani is back in studio with more news; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Uh, you know what it is.
0:03.2	My girlfriend's gone for the weekend from other's day.
0:06.7	Yeah.
0:07.7	I just have nothing to complain about.
0:10.8	I don't know how to...
0:12.9	Maybe I died.
0:13.9	Hasn't she done something during the week?
0:15.4	I mean, I can't even remember.
0:18.0	Yeah.
0:19.0	You know?
0:20.0	Well, yeah.
0:21.0	It's really the best way to go, just kind of forget what happened yesterday.
0:23.0	Now I'll tell you what she did every day is a gift.
0:25.0	No, it's not.
0:27.0	I've never believed that.
0:29.0	There's a new memory that reminds you that life is taking forever.
0:33.9	There's a mean more of people saying that they were almost aborted.
0:37.9	And they're so happy that they weren't.
0:40.6	Which by the way, that's nothing.
0:41.8	I was almost aborted four times.
0:43.6	Yeah.
0:44.6	Did you know that?
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