Episode 308 - Dick on the Horse Sex Doll

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2022

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

A dog catcher interrupts me, crazy liberals shooting up supermarkets, Phil from The Doll House calls in to talk about horse sex dolls, a guy who was almost aborted, me and Vito saved Netflix, and various Ponzi schemes; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	You got a collar today.
0:02.5	Oh yeah, who's that?
0:03.5	Very exciting call it's going to be.
0:05.6	Really?
0:06.6	A man by the name of Dollhouse Phil.
0:08.9	Dollhouse Phil.
0:12.2	He is not a weirdo.
0:14.2	No.
0:15.2	Dollhouse deals with weirdos.
0:17.2	He deals in weirdos and he's a very strange Mafioso.
0:22.0	Oh yeah.
0:23.2	Oh yeah, Dollhouse Phil.
0:24.6	He's the fucking boss.
0:27.0	He's the boss all right.
0:28.4	He's sex dolls.
0:29.6	Really?
0:30.6	Yeah.
0:31.6	He's got a whole sex doll.
0:32.6	Line.
0:33.6	Manufacturing.
0:34.6	Really?
0:35.6	I don't know.
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