Episode 306 - Dick on the Fat Lady Sings
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 2 May 2022
⏱️ 151 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I did it. I opened the thing with one hand. You did. I put together a stationary bike |
| 0:06.1 | with one hand. Oh, wow. Yeah. How long did that talk about a lot? I take a break. Yeah. |
| 0:12.9 | Put some ice on my dead arm. Yeah. And the tool that they ship with it. Oh, God. |
| 0:19.6 | Like they found, they found a way, you know, those pocket, like wallet, monkey wrenches |
| 0:24.4 | that were that are always big around Christmas time. Oh, yeah. Like buying garbage for |
| 0:28.0 | commercials. Yeah. Look at this. It's a credit card. And you can, you can take a part |
| 0:32.5 | your car with it. It's got the metric system or like, yeah, I'm, yeah, all right. Is there |
| 0:39.3 | somebody that needs to have a metric wrench in their wallet at some point? I want to talk |
| 0:45.3 | to the success that because that's like bringing your glove to a baseball game. And then |
| 0:49.3 | you need it. Like what the? Yeah. Yeah. Wow. When does that ever happen? Never happens. |
| 0:55.5 | So they ship the tool now, which is like it. Yeah. You got to knock that shit off when |
| 1:01.4 | you're a kid at some point, bringing your glove to a game. Yeah. You got to, when you're |
| 1:06.3 | an adult, you got to just, you know, just, just take your chances with your bare hand |
| 1:11.0 | if you. Yeah. I think so. You remember when my dad brought the glove to the game and |
| 1:16.4 | then he missed it with the no look on television. No, you didn't see that. Wait. Oh, my God. |
| 1:23.8 | There's a big memory coming, but I don't know. Maybe you told me about it years ago. |
| 1:28.8 | My dad brought a larger, larger game. We were in the box right on the, on the field. |
| 1:34.7 | This is before the nets. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you could get, I mean, they were crowd |
| 1:39.1 | killers. I mean, that literally on the third base line. Oh, yeah. So you get, if you |
| 1:44.2 | get a, if you got a curveball that the guys early on, he hits it about a buck 15 down |
| 1:52.2 | right into a fucking stance. He looks, he leans over to grab it, head pull, and pull the |
| 1:59.0 | head ball goes ricocheting off his glove out into the stands. So I'm worth the groundball |
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