Episode 303 - Dick on Bowling Injuries
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 11 April 2022
⏱️ 153 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Oh my God, thank God, we didn't do a show last week. |
| 0:04.6 | Really? |
| 0:05.6 | Oh, thank God. |
| 0:06.6 | I had said, Sean, don't you want to go to one of these Ralph events with me? |
| 0:11.2 | Doesn't it look like every- |
| 0:12.2 | I think Portugal, bowling, doesn't it look like I'm having a great time? |
| 0:16.0 | I think the universe is trying to protect itself. |
| 0:19.3 | There's some kind of evil, critical mess if you two spend too much time together and |
| 0:24.8 | it's trying to, you know, whatever it's trying to do to, to mitigate the, the, the, the |
| 0:30.3 | sinister Ralph is angered, the great magnet. |
| 0:34.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:35.4 | Now, as Vendent Vengeance is swift and complete. |
| 0:40.2 | I got to hear the whole story. |
| 0:41.6 | Oh God. |
| 0:42.6 | Do you, well, that's why I was saying it is, I'm so glad last week, God, I'll fucked up |
| 0:46.3 | because I was just, I was in a very bad mood. |
| 0:50.4 | Okay. |
| 0:51.4 | Now this thing is fucking up, hold on, hold on. |
| 0:58.1 | It would have been, it would have been two hours of depression posting. |
| 1:02.2 | Yeah, sure. |
| 1:03.2 | Right, right. |
| 1:04.2 | You know, usually I'm such a, a chipper guy with such a positive outlook on people. |
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