Episode 302 - Dick on Defining Women

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2022

⏱️ 129 minutes

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Alex Stein calls in about his town hall appearances, we try to define a woman, Hump Fest, paper calendars, vaccinations and Ukraine, Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts?" calls in about the bonus episode, MAPs IRL, and learning to walk again; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	I've legit forgotten how to walk.
0:04.5	Okay.
0:05.8	I'm not, there's not a jet, like I started this.
0:08.3	I haven't walked in six weeks, eight weeks or whatever.
0:11.3	Properly.
0:12.4	At all.
0:13.5	I've just been sitting down and then limping everywhere,
0:16.2	hunched over like Mr. Burns, right?
0:18.2	Like grabbing things.
0:19.7	Yeah.
0:20.5	So arms, using my jerk off arm to prop me up
0:24.6	as I'm going down the stairs.
0:25.8	My wrists are all fucked up.
0:27.0	Yeah.
0:28.8	And the first like week, two weeks, my back was fucking,
0:32.4	like you know, it feels like you just got a screwdriver
0:34.8	and you're like, I can't, I can't today.
0:37.2	It's just going to be a bad day.
0:39.1	Put a big H on my forehead for over it today.
0:45.2	Now I'm starting to walk, now I'm trying to walk again.
0:47.7	And I was used to it.
0:49.0	So now it's moved back to the other side.
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