Episode 304 - Dick on Vicodin Miracles

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2022

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

My arm surgery, being fit shamed in the hospital, praying to Elon Musk, turning 4 Vicodin into 40, communicating properly with women, the fake close the window 'x' for Ukraine, Orwell's revenge, Seanies the Sean NFTs, bluecheck meltdowns over freedom of speech, Avon Chartsdale talks stocks and heroin; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	You're impressed with my plug-in-ing, huh?
0:04.8	Yeah.
0:05.8	Actually, yeah.
0:06.6	Impressive moves there.
0:07.6	You actually got it to legit bypass,
0:10.3	not just mute it like everybody.
0:11.6	Oh, just bypass it.
0:12.4	No, no, no, I know how that computer works.
0:15.0	You mute it.
0:15.9	It still has a delay.
0:16.9	I'm like, you know, it's probably still processing
0:18.9	in the background.
0:19.9	I'm going to, yeah, you're just not hearing it.
0:21.2	Yeah.
0:23.2	What's the dumbest way that could work?
0:25.7	Well, just do it and then ignore the output.
0:27.6	Okay.
0:28.4	Right.
0:30.3	Not dumb, but whatever.
0:33.6	Okay.
0:35.3	I forget what I have.
0:36.7	Do you know how much harder it is to do stuff with one hand?
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