Episode 297 - Dick on the Healthy Gamer Suicide

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2022

⏱️ 122 minutes

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War on Canada, poop bags, FUD, trans closets in schools, the Disneyland retirement community, leg sweeps, Ralph calls in to talk about Portugal, Mr. Girl calls to to talk about Dr. K and the Healthy Gamer suicide; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	See, my theory is, I was thinking about it all wrong before, right?
0:05.2	And I said, drinking is bad for your bone healing.
0:08.2	Yeah, I knew you would come to this conclusion right away.
0:10.8	Yeah, he did.
0:11.8	Well, I followed the science.
0:14.3	That's why you knew that.
0:15.3	That's what I thought.
0:16.3	Yeah.
0:17.3	I knew you would, yeah, because you said I'm a man of science, so he's going to come to
0:21.6	the conclusion that whatever conclusion he comes to is correct.
0:25.3	Yeah, you're going to be able to, you know, torture the numbers and the
0:29.9	number.
0:30.9	They'll tell you anything you want to hear.
0:31.9	Torture.
0:32.9	Yeah.
0:33.9	You know, is this a holocaust metaphor?
0:35.9	Well, you said it.
0:37.9	Hey, did inflation cost the holocaust?
0:40.4	Is that, do I have that right?
0:42.2	Am I misremembering from school or was it white supremacy?
0:45.2	I'm not, I'm not sure.
0:46.8	I got to go back to Billy Madison because of the end of World War One.
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