Episode 298 - Dick on Three Nukes

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2022

⏱️ 100 minutes

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What you're fighting for, the Pretend Avengers, the Nuclear Luigi Board of America's death cult, the fat ghost of Kyiv, Lizzo's Big Grrrl's, a lady with a 600-pound butt lift, getting over a salacious sexual past, hitting on imprisoned women, and the countdown to 299; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Why, why was that funny?
0:02.9	Tim Allen.
0:03.9	It's a different time.
0:06.6	Was it like, was it like I'm a caveman?
0:09.0	Like I'm such a dude?
0:10.1	Yeah.
0:11.0	Is that what it was?
0:11.8	That was hilarious.
0:12.8	Elbunny was way more of a dude.
0:15.4	People would just die.
0:17.4	Yeah.
0:18.3	Elbunny was way more of a dude than Tim Allen.
0:20.6	Although I don't know, Tim Allen.
0:21.5	It's too much of a dude.
0:22.6	Tim Allen did prison time.
0:25.4	Does that make you more of a dude?
0:27.1	I mean, I don't know, you know.
0:28.5	Buttraped.
0:29.5	I don't know if he got buttraved, but you know, like, Ed O'Neal, Ed O'Neal was, I think
0:35.4	he's from Youngstown.
0:36.4	Oh, what's that?
0:37.4	Oh, hi.
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