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The Dick Show

Episode 296 - Dick on Sean's Very Own Album

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2022

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

"Sean's Very Own Album" album releases, a fat woman ruins my day at the dog park, the furry who ruined a pizza ruins something else, TikTok censors my video, Canada goes after the kids, Trevor Bauer gets Me Too'ed, and words women know; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Apparently, like a, Halle Berry is this, there's some crappy, like, whatever it is, like

0:06.0

some, think about the fucking moon, some stupid ass movie about the moon trying to take

0:11.1

over Earth.

0:12.1

And she's in it.

0:13.1

And people are like, wait, who is that?

0:15.5

Like, who is this actress?

0:17.3

Who is this young, who is this delightful young angel?

0:21.8

She looks 10 years younger than she did 20 years ago.

0:27.0

There's no, I love following the ones where they catch them, the Instagram reality ones

0:32.7

where they'll be doing live videos and, like, something will, they'll eat something

0:37.2

and then the bomb, the filter will go off her side.

0:39.9

I was like, oh, you mean, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, you're talking about the

0:42.5

live stuff, right?

0:43.5

Right, right.

0:44.5

Thank you.

0:45.5

Thank you.

0:46.5

Now I can begin.

0:47.5

Now I can begin an earnest.

0:48.5

Was there a little sum of something in that coffee or is it?

0:51.0

No, I wish.

0:52.0

Yeah.

0:53.0

Cause my fucking, my foot is killing me.

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