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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2960: Hog Day Afternoon

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2019

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

It's primary day in Washington State, so Luke and Andrew discuss the politics of their pets and try to decide who Professor Bananas might vote for. And that's not even the weird part of the show. They also discuss a pig-related tweet heard round the world, and they test their baseball knowledge in a very curious way.
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0:00.0

Have you guys like taken a second to appreciate like what a wild ride it's been for cauliflower these last two years?

0:10.4

Cauliflower is having a moment you guys

0:14.2

Cauliflower thought it was done it without it was it it accepted who it was

0:19.0

It was like I'm crude a day and that's fine

0:22.6

And then one day his agent called and was like you're not gonna believe this

0:31.0

You booked pizza you booked pizza my man. I

0:35.4

Got tortillas on the other line and

0:38.8

Rice is heavily interested

0:47.8

New or old look take a few and take a few on tall pots and I have no idea what you just said

0:55.8

But I feel totally transformed there are five different types of chairs in this hotel room. What are they all doing you?

1:01.3

These are five different types of chairs. Can't have had it here, man

1:04.8

This is too many chairs for one room. You said you were gonna go follow your sweaters. No, I didn't I said

1:10.3

I'm gonna fondue with cheddar. I was thinking about making fondue with cheddar cheese for dinner tonight

1:14.5

I mean that is not what you said. It is what I said. I cannot believe this stuff is on the radio

1:20.5

This is what our use is being subjected to

1:26.3

Hello

1:28.3

Hello, good morning and welcome to a Tuesday edition of TVTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live

1:34.8

We are living in the midst of a podcast boom. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host

1:39.9

I'm trying to connect with people and I really put myself out there on the airwaves

1:45.3

The airwaves that emanate from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center perched top Alabama Hill in Bellingham, Washington

1:52.8

The Bay City

1:55.5

Beautiful Tuesday morning here on August the 6th

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