Episode #2959: Teaching To The Tesh

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2019

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew try to decide what demands to put on their tour rider for the upcoming THING festival. Plus, one of America's most iconic mascots may break up with its team, and -- on an unrelated note -- Andrew experiences a sausage-related miracle.
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0:00.0	What is weird?
0:02.0	My ex-girlfriend, my current girlfriend, and now my ex-wife are all in the same place.
0:06.3	That's weird.
0:08.3	Cut the negativity, man.
0:10.7	That's awesome.
0:11.7	You're talking about three women that you've shared love with.
0:15.3	That's a beautiful thing.
0:16.5	How are you whining about that?
0:18.8	Don't make this about you.
0:20.5	It's about Ali.
0:21.8	And one day, you'll be up there performing on Star Search, and you'll get three and three
0:25.9	quarter stars, and you'll win, and Simba will be the one frowning that day, and we'll
0:30.8	all be here on your side, laughing for you.
0:36.1	You got rid of your TV a long time ago, huh?
0:38.3	Now, I just moved to a place without any electricity.
0:41.0	TVTL!
0:42.0	This is sentence I never thought I'd say, but if you thought a sausage couldn't really
0:49.2	hurt anyone, frankly, think again.
0:52.7	By the way, I'm a dentist.
0:54.3	OK, so I read body language very, very well.
0:57.3	My mom told me if I wait for things, like good things will happen to me, dude, and f***ing
1:01.7	I waited for some things, and I got some banana bread at work today, dude.
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