Episode #2961: Rider Die
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 7 August 2019
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Summary
Luke feels bad about some new shoes he's purchased while Andrew feels bad about un-inviting listeners to an upcoming TBTL event. Plus, HBO's "Hard Knocks" delivers on some bad word play, and residents of a California beach town are WTF about a house with emojis on it. lol.
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| 0:00.0 | So then I was like, screw it, Grandma, I'm gonna become a street artist, yo. |
| 0:05.0 | I mean, most people see a wall and they just see a wall. |
| 0:08.0 | I look at a wall and I see like a goat in a backpack. |
| 0:13.0 | Right. |
| 0:14.0 | Like a ninja handing out cheeseburgers. |
| 0:16.0 | A chill alien, you know? |
| 0:18.0 | Well, who doesn't see a chill alien? That's my question. |
| 0:21.0 | A lot of people. A lot of people is sad. |
| 0:24.0 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:27.0 | Any time you do something that's fun, you like to do it and make money doing it, hey. |
| 0:33.0 | That's the win, win, win. |
| 0:35.0 | And anytime you win, win, win, win, you're a win, win, win. |
| 0:38.0 | You know? If you're just winning or a win, win, win, |
| 0:41.0 | and that's just winning or win, win, win. |
| 0:43.0 | But when you're win, win, win, win, win, win. |
| 0:45.0 | Doors go up, doors go down. That's what do our stores do. |
| 0:50.0 | I feel like we're just like in that tired mode or you're delirious and you're laughing at silly things. |
| 0:54.0 | Oh, you've started that funny talk again. |
| 1:03.0 | Well, hello, good morning and welcome to a Wednesday edition of T-B-T-L, the show. |
| 1:08.0 | That just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:10.0 | It's an audio files nightmare. |
| 1:12.0 | My name is Luke Burbank. |
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