Episode #2956: Hughes It Or Lose It!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 31 July 2019
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
A major hotel chain is going to stop giving out little bottles of shampoo to its guests, and Luke smells a rat! And we hear from a listener who stumbled on a treasure trove of audio gold...but there's a catch.n
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| 0:00.0 | Yo guys it's your boy young megaphone today was crazy start of my day by going to the dentist office |
| 0:06.6 | When in there this morning I thought this is gonna be a pretty chill day |
| 0:10.2 | Spoiler alert was not a chill day sat down in the dentile chair |
| 0:14.2 | Do you start poking around in my mouth like most dentists do but then he starts poking around in my tongue tongue and my cheekbones and my chin chin and I'm like |
| 0:23.0 | Definitely violating some personal boundaries my guy, but then I'm thinking he's the dentist |
| 0:28.4 | Probably just a prank go home look in the mirror |
| 0:32.1 | Realize this deeper form of liposuction on me kind of over it now, but |
| 0:37.6 | Looking back at it unconsensual liposuction |
| 0:40.8 | Definitely gonna knock a star if you're y'all preview my guy |
| 0:49.7 | Is this real life? Yeah, this is real life |
| 0:52.8 | I |
| 0:55.5 | Feel like we're just like in that tired mode or you're delirious and you're laughing at silly things |
| 0:59.9 | You know, I love her those hot mozzarella sticks huba mop put them in some marinara sauce |
| 1:04.2 | You have them on standby of course you can't go wrong with some sour cream and onion so long as it bring rich chips |
| 1:09.0 | They say you snooze you lose |
| 1:11.7 | But we snossed |
| 1:13.7 | Look what we lost |
| 1:16.5 | Well, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TBTL |
| 1:25.2 | The show that just might be too beautiful to live just a warning about this program once you start listening |
| 1:32.5 | So you know just |
| 1:34.8 | caveat emptor my name is Luke Perbank. I am your host |
| 1:39.6 | Don't stay in my house if you're dorks at it coming to you |
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