Episode #2957: Old Man Compliments Cloud
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 1 August 2019
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew seem to be aging at an accelerated pace, thanks to KIXI Radio, Jughead Jones, and home intercom systems. Plus, the internet suddenly embraces Governor Jay Inslee's hotness, and we finally learn why Snoopy's little friend was named after the Woodstock music festival.
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| 0:00.0 | In the lee of a picturesque ridge lies a small, unpretentious winery, one that |
| 0:07.7 | pampers its fruit like its own babies. |
| 0:11.4 | Hi, I'm Moira Rose, and if you love fruit wine as much as I do, then you'll |
| 0:17.8 | appreciate the craftsmanship and quality of a local vintner who brings the |
| 0:23.6 | musk-melon goodness to his oak-shardonnay, and the dazzling peach-crull bat-pull to his |
| 0:31.5 | recently real hawk. |
| 0:34.1 | Come taste the difference good fruit can make in your wine. |
| 0:38.1 | You'll remember the experience, and you'll remember the name, herb-ervling, herb-herb-herb |
| 0:44.8 | linger, bing, live-hanger, live-link, bird-herkern, by bingo-ling-f**ker, T-B-T-L! |
| 0:58.9 | I'm here, but I serve the web, I text, LOL, laugh out loud, OMG, OMG, W-T-F, why the |
| 1:08.8 | face? |
| 1:09.8 | You can't be serious. |
| 1:10.8 | Oh, I'm serious, baby. |
| 1:11.8 | I am Yahoo serious. |
| 1:12.8 | I'm serious FM. |
| 1:13.8 | Welcome to the World's Serious of Seriousness sponsored by Honey Nuts Serios. |
| 1:18.4 | This is a joke, because if it is a joke, I just want to say that I get a joke and I'm |
| 1:22.9 | in on it also. |
| 1:23.9 | And it's hilarious. |
| 1:24.9 | Holy forking shirtballs, we're in the good place. |
| 1:33.6 | We most certainly are everybody. |
| 1:35.6 | Hello and welcome to a Thursday edition of T-B-T-L, the show that just might be too |
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