Good evening. Welcome to Anju. Have you died with us before?

No, fabulous. We do things a little bit differently here.

Sparkling water is free, but tap water is $3.

All of our appetizers feed six people. They don't come any smaller.

Substitutions are fine, but you have to ask in a baby's voice.

You are allowed to kiss that sign picture of Tony Khaled on the wall, but only if it is your birth

thing. If you're born on a leap year, you have to leave now.

All of our butter is sourced from only the hottest cows, judged by a jury of their peers.

The chickens vote by referendum. We are a cashless end-tip list, but the belay staff

do appreciate old copies of entertainment weekly.

If you have any allergies, please let me know.

I'm amazing at keeping secrets. I'll be back in a second to take your orders.

TVTL

In this brochure, it says, this tour is crunk.

What does it say to me?

My god, what is it? It's a Ford Focus.

First of all, I'd like to see the chef face-to-face. These are the best

Cajun chicken nibblets I've ever had.

Yeah, most people think I'm on drugs because I'm always happy.

Are you on drugs?

No, I'm not. I'm high on life.

If there is a better use for the internet, I haven't found it.

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