Episode #2954: The Taste Of The Mitt, The Smell Of The Ball!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2019

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Andrew shares the story of his special day at the ballpark this weekend. Meanwhile, a sleep-deprived Luke discovers a bonkers game show. And it turns out, even the technogeeks at the Cannes Film Festival don't know the proper settings for modern TVs.
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0:00.0	Okay, let me ask you a few questions.
0:03.0	Let's talk about restaurants.
0:04.5	Would you be willing to wait for a really good restaurant
0:06.5	a half hour, which you just eat somewhere kind of crappy,
0:09.0	because you could get in right away?
0:10.0	What do you think?
0:11.0	The look on people's faces when they wait in line is like,
0:13.0	is this, what are you going to eat or to stand quietly?
0:18.0	Have you ever uttered the phrase, get off my lawn?
0:21.0	No.
0:22.0	Okay.
0:23.0	I mean, yeah, I've said.
0:24.0	But I didn't mean like old man like,
0:26.0	get off my lawn.
0:27.0	I meant more like, this is my property.
0:29.0	So, get off my lawn.
0:31.0	I'm not going to sugarcoat this for you.
0:33.0	You have early onset grumpiness.
0:36.0	What?
0:37.0	Early onset grumpiness, EOG.
0:39.0	You're going to begin to enjoy fewer and fewer things in your life.
0:42.0	You'd be saying things like, who are these people?
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