Episode #2953: Scat's Not My Name
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 26 July 2019
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
TBTL Senior Bidet Correspondent (and MSNBC host) Chris Hayes checks-in with Luke and Andrew to share his own harrowing tales of municipal garbage pickup and to sample some hot scat tracks from the '90s.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, my name is Olivia. I was in Woodbury, Minnesota, and I really like your show |
| 0:05.6 | It helps you fall asleep, but you're taking effort too much. Can you stop? |
| 0:10.8 | Bye-bye |
| 0:18.5 | Guess what day it is guess what day it is. It's Friday Friday |
| 0:25.1 | Gotta get down on Friday |
| 0:27.1 | Everybody's looking forward to the weekend. This is my fight song |
| 0:32.3 | My and true fight song the fight didn't last long |
| 0:37.3 | I'm with the story which is very long. Maybe he saw his reflection and thought |
| 0:43.6 | I'm flying in hot for that hottie holy forking shirt balls |
| 0:54.4 | Hello, good morning, and welcome to a Friday edition of TBTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live |
| 1:00.9 | It's like someone punching your brain, but in a weirdly satisfying way. I am a large man |
| 1:06.4 | I'm a very large man, and I use my dad's voice a lot. All right. That's how we're starting the show today guys, and |
| 1:13.8 | unintentional, but I think very germane audio drop |
| 1:17.9 | About me your host Luke Burbank. I am a large man |
| 1:21.3 | I'm a very large man, and I use my dad's voice a lot coming to you from the Burbank Springs |
| 1:27.4 | Broadcast Center perched top Alabama Hill in Bellingham, Washington |
| 1:31.3 | The Bay City. I know that this is getting tired for the listeners because I start every single show saying this but it is |
| 1:39.5 | absolutely |
| 1:41.8 | Broiling here in the broadcast center. It's gonna be very hot. It's gonna be very uncomfortable for everybody |
| 1:49.1 | I |
| 1:51.1 | I've told you about this kind of low-level sub-tweet |
| 1:55.5 | simmering debate I have with a friend of mine and a friend of the show really known as the Mossback Canute Berger |
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