Episode #2926: Clearing The Funk Threshold

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2019

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Luke swings by the offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to discuss the food he can no longer eat, thanks to his corporate video shoot yesterday. He and Andrew also try a new garlic-peeling technique that swept the internet (then faced backlash.)
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0:00.0	Okay, so we are going to inject you with enough
0:04.0	propyl to temporarily kill you, but then we'll bring you back
0:07.9	with adrenaline so you don't have any...
0:09.4	No spoilers, no spoilers.
0:11.2	And one more thing, you're not going to sue us, are you?
0:15.2	I don't know. Litigation is for the middle class.
0:17.8	Aspet, you're gonna love dying.
0:19.4	It's hilarious. It's like being John Malkovich,
0:21.4	but you don't have to go to Jersey.
0:22.8	T-B-T-L!
0:25.8	Brother, who are you?
0:29.8	What are you doing?
0:31.8	I'm with the news, dude.
0:33.8	I had a dream that Janine Garafalo was running.
0:37.8	Like an ice age apocalypse or a viable boot camp
0:41.8	in my backyard or children.
0:45.8	We will not listen to your dreams.
0:47.8	We are not saints.
0:49.8	I can get tickets to nonsense
0:51.8	because I really want to see that before I die.
0:53.8	It's their nuns and they sing.
0:57.8	And there's a lot of improv.
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