Episode #2927: I’m A Podcaster, And I Care Who Knows It
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 20 June 2019
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
A suspected drug dealer publishes an online video to say he didn't create a meth-fueled attack squirrel, and a city officials in Florida pay a $600 thousand ransom to hackers who took over the town's computer system. Plus, Andrew learns how to turn a frown upside down, with a little help from the Mariners.
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| 0:00.0 | Chase, what's your favorite thing to snack on when you're jamming out to music? |
| 0:04.0 | Um, I don't know, everything's good. |
| 0:06.0 | Okay, well we're streaming live on Bagel Bites TV, so can you say Bagel Bites? |
| 0:11.0 | Yeah, Bagel Bites. |
| 0:13.0 | Okay, great, but can you say it in a sentence? |
| 0:15.0 | Like, I'm Chase Dreams, and when I'm jamming out to music, I love to eat Bagel Bites. |
| 0:19.0 | I'm Chase Dreams, and when I'm jamming out to music, I love to eat Bagel Bites. |
| 0:23.0 | Okay, great, congrats on whatever it is you do. |
| 0:26.0 | P-D-T-L! |
| 0:31.0 | P-D-T-O, coming across the airwaves full of love through the sky. |
| 0:36.0 | There is one more thing, the network has received quite a few angry phone calls from older viewers about our theme song. |
| 0:43.0 | Really? I think we're a theme song, Zazzy. |
| 0:48.0 | Laughter, a sure sign of a good time. |
| 0:51.0 | A year ago, this is exactly what Greg Keneer was doing, |
| 0:54.0 | but now he has an Oscar for sliding doors three, Colin, Jingle, All the Door. |
| 0:58.0 | Things are going to start happening to me now. |
| 1:06.0 | Well, hello, good morning, and welcome to a Thursday edition of T-B-T-L. |
| 1:11.0 | The show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:14.0 | It is political correctness to run a moke. |
| 1:16.0 | My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host. |
| 1:19.0 | Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus. |
| 1:22.0 | Coming to you once again, from the offices of Walsh Walsh, |
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