Episode #2925: Be The Coffee You Want To Drink In The World
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 18 June 2019
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
Andrew discovers one of the most passive aggressive notes ever written in the KIRO lunchroom. Meanwhile, Luke takes issue with the radio station's method of purging his old headshot.
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| 0:00.0 | Dude, I got some f***ing banana bread at work today, dude. |
| 0:04.3 | Hell yeah. |
| 0:06.1 | My mom told me if I wait for things, like good things will happen to me, dude, and f***ing I waited for some things, and I got some banana bread at work today, dude. |
| 0:14.0 | Hell yeah. |
| 0:15.6 | So it just goes to show that waiting for things is like worth it. |
| 0:18.6 | But there's a lot of bad things in this world, dude. |
| 0:21.2 | Like f***ing skunk, dude. |
| 0:23.6 | Hell no. |
| 0:25.0 | Scratching your eye, but it's still f***ing itchy, dude. |
| 0:29.8 | Hell no. |
| 0:31.2 | The f***ing cobs, dude. |
| 0:33.8 | Hell no. |
| 0:35.8 | T-B-T-L. |
| 0:41.8 | That was really, really, really terrible, but everyone does that kind of stuff sometimes. |
| 0:48.8 | It happened for once or twice or three times in every life. |
| 0:54.8 | I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said, |
| 0:57.8 | You have reached the end of your free trial membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com. |
| 1:02.8 | Oh snap! |
| 1:03.8 | This comedian was crazy in the 80s with his raw and delirious routines. |
| 1:08.8 | Dead. |
| 1:09.8 | Oh, he's a hilarious dog. |
| 1:10.8 | Who is Rick Moranis? |
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