Then I came to Verdean four years ago, I like the people, but sometimes the company

makes me feel so small and and unimportant. Oh, man, I can totally relate to that. I used

to steal cream or out of the coffee room. I didn't even use it. I just wanted to stand

up for myself and say, hey, I'm here. You don't control everything I do. That is awesome.

I totally get that. I have my own little way of acting out. Really? Yeah. What is it?

No, you're going to think it's strange. Come on. I told you my thing.

All right. Twice a week after work, I put on a totally realistic bear costume and hang out

in the park. You what now? Yeah, it makes me feel powerful, mighty. I don't scare anyone.

I sit in the bushes, rude around for berries. Once I've pushed on a camper, you know, bear kind of

stuff. I think that's great. TVTL!

Warning. Do not confuse any lightheartedness in the following video with a glib attitude toward

the problem at hand. Do you eat chocolate? Yes. Do you drink soda? Yes. Do you eat fatty foods?

Yes. And a lot of people ask me, are you eating cookies late at night? I say, of course I am.

This is stuff so funny by the way. Do the comic come up with this? Because some of this stuff,

like I feel like I can see somebody doing it in there. Oh, oh, look who decided to come in tarty.

No, don't think it's okay to just roll in here at a hundred kilometers per hour,

like your jolato with the Calgary Flans. My door is always open.

Except when it's closed, but you can open it when it's closed.

Well, hello, good morning, and welcome to a Monday edition of TVTL, the show that just might be

too beautiful to live. The song goes out to all the coffee lovers of the world.

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. And it is a champion of honesty.

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, perched atop

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