Episode #2871: Now You’ve Got A Mom In The Jewelry Business

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2019

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew try to figure out if they're nerds, dweebs, or geeks (or something worse.) Plus, a decades-long mystery involving Garfield phones washing up on a French beach is almost solved. And a listener tells a nightmare-inducing story from a clothing-optional hot spring.
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0:00.0	What's up fellas? This is listener Danny in New York. I don't know why I thought of this time
0:05.4	I was just remembering the story of the oops the cockatiel from a couple years ago and I was moved to write a song about it
0:12.4	So I hope you enjoy it
0:15.4	Oops the dirty monster Andrews and me made life real hard
0:23.0	They created credit cards got it made from scatology
0:27.8	Mrs. Wall she's pet food made little Andy fret
0:33.2	It stood in all two cardbacks tall but shot like George Brett
0:40.0	Power out
0:42.0	TVTL
0:45.0	I'm not handling this well. I don't feel competent. I'm depressed
1:00.1	Touch base. Yeah, that's great. You took the words right we we wanted a touch base with you to just
1:06.5	Tell on what you just said and just let you know that we are full steam ahead on our end and we are you know
1:12.8	We're ready to deliver what you think I'm dressed to talk I'm dressed to party hearty like an NC skat yet
1:19.8	We're good morning everybody and welcome to a Wednesday edition of TVTL
1:32.8	132 33 30 the show that just might be too beautiful to live my name is Luke Burbank
1:39.9	I am your host. This show is a joke. You are a joke coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center
1:47.9	Perched to top Alabama Hill in Bellingham Washington the Bay City say rainy
1:54.2	Crummy Wednesday morning here in the Pacific Northwest as I look out over Lake Wadcombe and Squallicam Mountain
2:03.7	I'll tell you I knew it told myself don't catch feelings
2:08.3	About the sunny weather that we had for the last few days. It's like it's like a Mariners baseball season
2:14.0	It's a beautiful thing. You have to just enjoy it while it's going well knowing that ultimately it will probably break your heart
2:19.7	But I didn't I I suddenly thought maybe spring is here
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