I know we've only known each other for 4 weeks and 3 days, but to me, it seems like 9 weeks and 5 days.

The first day seemed like a week, and the second day seemed like 5 days, and the third day seemed like a week again.

And the fourth day seemed like 8 days, but the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day.

But then you came back, and later on the sixth day and the evening when we saw each other, that started seeming like 2 days.

So in the evening it seemed like 2 days, spilling over into the next day, and that started seeming like 4 days.

So at the end of the sixth day, on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of 5 days.

And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half.

I haven't written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.

Let me take off my assistant skirt, and put on my Barbara Streisand in the Prince of Tides, as masking therapist pantsuit.

I know it's not pretty to look at, but it'll get you where you want to go.

That's a Donnie Brook. That's a total Donnie Brook.

A Donnie Brook. You know what a Donnie Brook is? It's a Donnie Brook.

Do not put that on the imaginary radio show.

Are you sure this is legal? I don't know. It's fun though, dude.

Well, good morning, and welcome to a Tuesday edition of TVTL, the show, that just might be too beautiful to live.

Carol, hold my calls. My name is Luke Burbank. Hi, everybody.

I'm your host, coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, Perchtop, Alabama Hill.

Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City.

The overnight dew is slowly evaporating off the lawn.

And Lake Watcom and Skullacom Mountain look very beautiful here on this Tuesday.

We got a beautiful show in store for you, a beautiful, sweet, smelling show.

It's episode 2,870 in a collector's series.

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